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First Responders - Second Responders.

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"This is our soft opening."

Canape?

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

Burnt or Raw?

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"I had to skip my workout."

A Woman Holding Canapes

'I was in the catering corps.'

Time for Tea!

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"I'd like to toast our guests."