Cooking Caretaker Mugs

First Responders - Second Responders.

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Canape?

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"This is our soft opening."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Burnt or Raw?

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

"I had to skip my workout."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'I was in the catering corps.'

Time for Tea!

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Can I have flies with that'