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"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Egg Buggy

"Our cook is working through a lot of stuff."

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

First Responders - Second Responders.

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

A breastfeeding child learns music

Today's Babysitter

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'How many spoons do you need to feed a baby?'

'Hey, Doc, you don't look so good! Why don't you have a seat here and let's have a better look at you.'

"By the way, hon, great food, great wine, great you."

"Jakey's not a huge fan of spicier dishes, but we do want him to know what's out there."

'Table 17 wants his salmon seasoned only with sea salt - from the Pacific; between 25 and 30 degrees south latitude.'

Nurse's Aide Station

Girl's playing with dolls

"Please feel free to feel ill at ease while you're here."

'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'

''Heaven's Waiting' Retirement Home? . . . 'We care for your parents so you don't have to.''

Chef Cellist

'Oh, I see. So, you thought you'd come and pass your nasty germs on to me?!'

"I... hate... this... place."