Culinary Caregiver Prints

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Egg Buggy

"Things were going along great with Greg and me, and then the 'Diceman' returned."

"Our cook is working through a lot of stuff."

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

First Responders - Second Responders.

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

"Here's your support, Dad, and here's mine."

"I appreciate you want to keep an eye on me, but is that really necessary?"

Today's Babysitter

A breastfeeding child learns music

'Hey, Doc, you don't look so good! Why don't you have a seat here and let's have a better look at you.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'How many spoons do you need to feed a baby?'

"Jakey's not a huge fan of spicier dishes, but we do want him to know what's out there."

"By the way, hon, great food, great wine, great you."

"Please feel free to feel ill at ease while you're here."

'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'

'Table 17 wants his salmon seasoned only with sea salt - from the Pacific; between 25 and 30 degrees south latitude.'

Girl's playing with dolls

Nurse's Aide Station

'Okay, let's shake on it.'

"I... hate... this... place."

''Heaven's Waiting' Retirement Home? . . . 'We care for your parents so you don't have to.''

Chef Cellist