Culinary Parents Prints

"Jakey's not a huge fan of spicier dishes, but we do want him to know what's out there."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"He just said his first word!"

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Salt and Pepper

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Virtual Beach

Modern Parents

Sushi Train Set.

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

'You wash and I'll dry.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

Homeschooling

My dad makes his own beer.

"You were right-we should have just split one."

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

Twins

"But if you let me lick everything, you won't have to do any dishes."

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

'Bone appetit!'

"They grow up so fast. From Mother Goose to Google."

Igloo Art.

"She's eating in tonight."

Big book of memes

'Admit it. I just blew your mind