Culinary Parents Pillows

"Jakey's not a huge fan of spicier dishes, but we do want him to know what's out there."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"He just said his first word!"

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Salt and Pepper

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Homeschooling

Virtual Beach

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Modern Parents

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Sushi Train Set.

'You wash and I'll dry.'

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

"You were right-we should have just split one."

My dad makes his own beer.

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

Twins

"But if you let me lick everything, you won't have to do any dishes."

"Tommy, look at that! A red-tailed porcupine owl!!" "Jack Walton: Loving father and liar"

Big book of memes

Igloo Art.

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

"She's eating in tonight."

'Admit it. I just blew your mind