Culinary Childhood Pillows

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Soup of the month.

A heart shaped cake

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"You're the lid to my pot."

6 Brothers Falafel

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Picking pastries.

Cookbooks

"Rump roast?"

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

Garden.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Too much cilantro

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Holiday Supplies

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

I love Cannelloni

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'