Culinary Kids Pillows

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"You're the lid to my pot."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Soup of the month.

6 Brothers Falafel

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Rump roast?"

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Cookbooks

Picking pastries.

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Garden.

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Too much cilantro

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Holiday Supplies

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

I love Cannelloni

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Man's cooking explodes.