Culinary Kids T-Shirts

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

'My Mom packed a doggie bag from her dinner out last night. I'll trade you my north atlantic lemon sole en papillote for your Twinkie.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

6 Brothers Falafel

"You're the lid to my pot."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Soup of the month.

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Picking pastries.

"Rump roast?"

Cookbooks

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

Garden.

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Too much cilantro

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

I love Cannelloni

Holiday Supplies

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.