Gourmet Cat Caregiver Prints

'Freshly ground pepper?'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

The Not So Wild West

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"She's eating in tonight."

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

"I've learned not to expect a lot of cooperation."

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

When it's time to change the kitty litter box - at the very latest.

"And this will protect him from distemper."

Don't forget to feed the python...

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'How many spoons do you need to feed a baby?'

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

Old cat with its own stair lift

'Scamp, this is Doctor Drummond. Stop scratching! Stop it!'

Cat looking up fish recipes.

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

"The slow approach, the suspicious sniff, the final turning away...nobody does finicky like Precious."

'See, it's very good cat food!'

Vet.