Cash Captain T-Shirts

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

Internet Cafe.

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

"Ahoy!"

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

Financial Pirates

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

In-Tray, Out-Tray and Lost.

"They went together, doctor!"

"The wealth inequality is a good lesson, since a bullish portfolio will make you rich, not happy."

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

'Paper Trail'

Man Being Chased By Coins.

"Making money's eve more of a kick when no one else is."

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

Sacred Cow Meets Cash Cow.

'I drink so much alcohol I'm afraid to smoke!'

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

"I'm not just playing video games--I'm contributing to the zeitgeist of the times."

Piggy bank at starting blocks.

'We decided to give you cash for your birthday, so please give me a receipt.'

We don't flatter this guy because he's a rich client. We flatter him because he owes us 37 million bucks!

Money in mousetrap

Enlist now! K-9 Corps...'You're a cat!'

"Have you seen a lady who looks like she'd be married to me."

"Well, I told you those video games were getting too realistic, Frank, but you just wouldn't listen!"

'How's My Driving?' sign on supermarket shopper.

"Helpful, him? He'd mow the carpet and vac the lawn!"