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For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

Internet Cafe.

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

"Ahoy!"

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

Financial Pirates

In-Tray, Out-Tray and Lost.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

"The wealth inequality is a good lesson, since a bullish portfolio will make you rich, not happy."

"They went together, doctor!"

"Making money's eve more of a kick when no one else is."

'Paper Trail'

Man Being Chased By Coins.

"I'm not just playing video games--I'm contributing to the zeitgeist of the times."

Sacred Cow Meets Cash Cow.

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

'I drink so much alcohol I'm afraid to smoke!'

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

Piggy bank at starting blocks.

'We decided to give you cash for your birthday, so please give me a receipt.'

We don't flatter this guy because he's a rich client. We flatter him because he owes us 37 million bucks!

Enlist now! K-9 Corps...'You're a cat!'

Money in mousetrap

"Have you seen a lady who looks like she'd be married to me."

"Well, I told you those video games were getting too realistic, Frank, but you just wouldn't listen!"

"Helpful, him? He'd mow the carpet and vac the lawn!"

'How's My Driving?' sign on supermarket shopper.

'Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?'