Cash Keeper Gifts

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Pointing.

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

'Let's try this church. They welcome all denominations!'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Sheep Ledger

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

Fries and kids

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

'You certainly have a way with no words.'

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

"Now I see your problem. You've been using a leaf blower to rake it in."

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'