Cash Conserver Gifts

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

'Thriftiness'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

The Personal ATM

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

RRSP once stood for Registered Retirement Savings Plan, now stands for Really, Really Small Potatoes!

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

When I make it, I like to see it.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

'Don't you ever take a break?'

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

Money going to shark and piggy bank.

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

'I liked them better when they were ATMs.'

"The wealth inequality is a good lesson, since a bullish portfolio will make you rich, not happy."

'Hey! Who picked out all the odds!'

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

ATM saying 'Game Over.'

Man Being Chased By Coins.

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets."