Cash Saver Gifts

'What do you do with the time you save?'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

"I just..."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"We balanced our budget this month!"

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

"So much for password protected."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Fries and kids

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

RRSP once stood for Registered Retirement Savings Plan, now stands for Really, Really Small Potatoes!

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"