Dollar Saver Gifts

'Would you like to add a dollar to your bill by donating to the food poisoning lawsuit fund?'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"So much for password protected."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

'What if I promise not to look?'

'How much did you save this year?'

Man posting letter to the IRS.

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'So, who's first?'

Girl holding money.

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

'After paying for an investment seminar, I know more about how to invest less money.'

Cash Rebate

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

'The hospital food was terrible, but the savings were substantial.'

"Okay, you've got my arm, here's my damn leg."

A=Gets the job done (efficient) B=Wasteful if spent (flashy) Available resources

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

Still on the Back Burner

"Is the Bernanke rate still available?...You know low."

'Well, Carl...I'm not sure how to say this...but, your 401K is so low, you actually owe us money.'