Cash Curator Gifts

'Paper Trail'

"The wealth inequality is a good lesson, since a bullish portfolio will make you rich, not happy."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Painting taking root...

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Shoe addict.

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

You had me at vintage.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Children's Art Show.

Rodin's Browser

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"The new house is almost ready!"

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"I read 'Art News.'"