Currency Curator Gifts

'I like art I can understand.'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

'But enough about the dollar . . . lets talk about the Chinese Yuan and Indian Rupee . . . '

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"I think he was a celebrity."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"You're on a what?!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Watering Money

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

European currency on the edge.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

Painting taking root...

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Rodin's Browser

Money Bar.

Children's Art Show.

"Now this I get."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.