Coin Curator Gifts

'Meet our new accountant. He has a great head for money.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

You had me at vintage.

Money Bar.

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

The Oxford Comma Coin

Money god

Dept. of the Treasury

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

Girl holding money.

Euro Struggling with Weights

'We should have removed that sign.'

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"