Currency Caretaker Gifts

Watering Money

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I had to skip my workout."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Lazy plumber.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

Euro Struggling with Weights

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

Zen Kitten

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Worm Appreciation Society!

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

'But enough about the dollar . . . lets talk about the Chinese Yuan and Indian Rupee . . . '

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'