Currency Caretaker Gifts

Watering Money

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I had to skip my workout."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Boy whistling at crackers.

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Lazy plumber.

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

Euro Struggling with Weights

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Worm Appreciation Society!

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'