Currency Custodian Gifts

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Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"You're on a what?!"

Watering Money

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

European currency on the edge.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Money Bar.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Money Plant.

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

Bathroom Fairy

"Not guilty?"

Whittler's Mother.

US dollar rising and falling.

The Euro - R.I.P.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

The Euro.

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

Bank notes coming out of a safe.

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

"Good God! Has the dollar fallen that far?"

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

The Eurozone Explained