Currency Conjurer Gifts

Economic analysis...

Magician producing the Euro

Balancing Act.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Bright Idea

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

Guitars in Heaven

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'..and one for the pot.'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'But enough about the dollar . . . lets talk about the Chinese Yuan and Indian Rupee . . . '

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

Fallen Angel.

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"She works best in hex mode."

"The usual, please."

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

fortune teller and credit card.

Witch Online

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

Euro crisis

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

Coffee Coven

'The dollar fell against all major currencies this morning, and then, while getting up, bumped its head, REALLY HARD, on some sort of coffee table. I'm afraid that's all we have right now. Stay tuned for further updates.'

Man in a business suit balancing unsteadily on Euro currency in a circus ring