Comic Currency Conjurer Gifts

'And for my next trick, I will go into this slot and magically transform into coins!'

Late BroomStick

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

Fallen Angel.

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

'Slaug-ter house? I wonder what that is. C'mon, I'll race you!'

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

Balancing Act.

"She works best in hex mode."

"The usual, please."

Magician producing the Euro

fortune teller and credit card.

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

Coffee Coven

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

"Today, the value of the Chinese Yuan dropped in relation to the chopstick, the egg roll and the fortune cookie."

'The dollar fell against all major currencies this morning, and then, while getting up, bumped its head, REALLY HARD, on some sort of coffee table. I'm afraid that's all we have right now. Stay tuned for further updates.'

Man in a business suit balancing unsteadily on Euro currency in a circus ring

Profession : Cartoonist

Witching Hour

'You do good web design, but there's not a lot of variety in it.'

'Eye of newt, toe of frog, ear of bat and tongue of dog - everything but bloody coffee!'

'Holy Father, a request from Mr. Berusconi. Can the Vatican lend Italy a few billion Euros?'

Gordon Brown

"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!"

"However, the change is spectacular on the molecular level."

Pound sign about to be crushed by a 1 Ton Trade weight

Kekule was predestined

Economic analysis...