Currency Comics Gifts

"Today, the value of the Chinese Yuan dropped in relation to the chopstick, the egg roll and the fortune cookie."

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"Goodbye cruel world."

"Any questions?" (Company's down the toilet.)

"Today, the yen shot up on news it is spelled differently from the 'Yuan'."

'Slaug-ter house? I wonder what that is. C'mon, I'll race you!'

Dragging industry into the Euro

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

Calculator Jokes

"Someplace where the currency has already melted down."

"Today, the Cuban cigar closed higher against the US dollar, the pound, Yen, Yuan, and the Chinese egg roll."

What has really happened in the desert...

"Habits like insider-trading die hard with Mr. Bradby"

'Sorry to be the one to tell you, Skidmore, but that 10 million dollar bonus we paid you last month was a computer error. We'll expect you back at work on the loading dock early monday morning.'

"What do you mean 'It's only money'?"

'Holy Father, a request from Mr. Berusconi. Can the Vatican lend Italy a few billion Euros?'

Dracula is refused a loan from the Blood Bank 'Your credit rating is terrible!'

'The dollar doesn't buy much, so could I have my allowance in Euros?'

"Today the U.S. dollar held steady against the yen, yuan, pound, euro and the Greek 'I.O.U.'"

'There you go...we now keep our clients' money separate from our own.'

"On the exchange markets today, the dollar lost ground against all major collectibles."

Decimalised Parrots

Give me a lift and I'll pay in Canadian currency!

You'll never guess what happened, Randy. What's that? The cryptocurrency I created exploded last night. People are mining and trading like crazy. There are only 100 million Rudycoing in existence, and once they're gone, they're gone. Guess what I did? I bought you 1,000 of them before the public caught wind of it. Now you 1,000 coins are worth $15,000 each. I have not idea what any of that means, but it sounds like you're single-handedly destroying the whole world's economy. Once Rudycoins are a

"Dang! I forgot my Ass. T.M card."

The new ATMs.

'And for my next trick, I will go into this slot and magically transform into coins!'

'Got any spare Bitcoins?'

'I have trouble sleeping worrying about the alternative minimum tax.'

'We thought we'd better develop some new brands for our Scottish branches, just in case...'

'Now I'm really worried. He said I was as sound as the Russian ruble.'