Cash Comic Gifts

"What do you mean 'It's only money'?"

"Any questions?" (Company's down the toilet.)

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions.

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

"This article says that a good investment consultant can smell money like a dog smells fear..."

Wal-Mart Bank of Canada.

"Today, the value of the Chinese Yuan dropped in relation to the chopstick, the egg roll and the fortune cookie."

'It doesn't work...'

'Sir, wait! You can't go yet! The register hasn't finished spitting out all your valuable coupons.'

"Does he have bills to pay as well then..?"

Twins with bag of money

"Habits like insider-trading die hard with Mr. Bradby"

'Sorry to be the one to tell you, Skidmore, but that 10 million dollar bonus we paid you last month was a computer error. We'll expect you back at work on the loading dock early monday morning.'

'Holy Father, a request from Mr. Berusconi. Can the Vatican lend Italy a few billion Euros?'

We don't flatter this guy because he's a rich client. We flatter him because he owes us 37 million bucks!

Dracula is refused a loan from the Blood Bank 'Your credit rating is terrible!'

The First $ I ever worshipped.

'There you go...we now keep our clients' money separate from our own.'

'I teach foreign languages to ATM machines. What do you do?'

'I'm the laughing stock of congress. I was caught spending my own money.'

'See, Robert, the kids do look up to you for something!'

"Put the teeth away. I'm the Audit Fairy."

"Country's going to the wall, mate!"

'And for my next trick, I will go into this slot and magically transform into coins!'

Bill Collection.

"If you're not happy with the new low pay rate of a million pounds that we've introduced, Watkins, I'm sure we can find someone else who will be."