Comedic Currency Collector Gifts

I'm filthy rich. Don't tell anyone. What? I've got 28 million so far. But I choose to live like a normal peon. 28

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

The tooth fairy.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"You're on a what?!"

Surf Casting

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

European currency on the edge.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

Money Bar.

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

Money Plant.

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

Santa called but you were out!

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

US dollar rising and falling.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

The Oxford Comma Coin

Money god

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

Dept. of the Treasury

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

The Euro - R.I.P.