Comedic Currency Collector Pillows

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

"You're on a what?!"

Surf Casting

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

European currency on the edge.

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

Money Bar.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

Money Plant.

Santa called but you were out!

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

US dollar rising and falling.

Money god

The Euro - R.I.P.

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

The Oxford Comma Coin

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

Dept. of the Treasury

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."