Comedic Art Collector Pillows

'I'm fine. It's my standard of living that's ailing.'

Temptation.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Trump's Hair

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

Surf Casting

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Phoenix

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Santa called but you were out!

Vincent Van Goat.

ATM withdrawal

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Hades Movie Awards After Show. The dealy sins were all here -- They love walking the red carpet! Pride won tonight for a leading role and envy won for a supporting role. Wrath was seen yelling at at the paparazzi ... Lust tried to meet beautiful actresses ... and Gluttony rushed off to the buffet. Greed is already counting all the money he'll make because he won an award. And when sloth won, he received the night's biggest ovation ... because he was too lazy to give an acceptance speech!

"I knew you'd understand."

The African Plains during the 70's.

Carnations.

To diet or not...?

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'Isn't it about time to turn over a new leaf...?'

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Acupuncture - Pin the Tail on the Donkey.

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."