Comedic Art Collector Pillows

'I'm fine. It's my standard of living that's ailing.'

Temptation.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Trump's Hair

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

Surf Casting

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Santa called but you were out!

Phoenix

Vincent Van Goat.

ATM withdrawal

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Carnations.

"I knew you'd understand."

The African Plains during the 70's.

To diet or not...?

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'Isn't it about time to turn over a new leaf...?'

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

Dragon holding little man.

Frederick Robinson