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'Paper Trail'

"The wealth inequality is a good lesson, since a bullish portfolio will make you rich, not happy."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Painting taking root...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Shoe addict.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

You had me at vintage.

Children's Art Show.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Rodin's Browser

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

Board Game Hunter

"The new house is almost ready!"

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Escher exhibition first floor

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'