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You have two rocks? --- The economy is growing!

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Scarcity

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Stealing thoughts.

Reuse it or lose it.

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I wonder what this was for."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

The dead sea scrolls

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''