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Gluttony and Famine

Scarcity

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Polluted geese

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

A mother and baby elephant

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I love you too, big guy."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Tallyho!"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Monkey-artist

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Beaver tower

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

Conservation Area

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The melting polar ice caps

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'