Resource Conservationist Gifts

Gluttony and Famine

Scarcity

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I love you too, big guy."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Tallyho!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Monkey-artist

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Conservation Area

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The melting polar ice caps

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

The World Weeps