Electricity Economizer Pillows

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

AA Meeting Here Today

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

A gap between the solar panels

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Electricity Bills

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

The Heating Oil Problem.

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

How to save on your heating bill...

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.