Electric Bill Optimizer Pillows

'Since I'm an ornithologist, this means we can deduct the electric bill.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

'The town I grew up in was so affluent they used to close the schools in honor of options expiration day.'

'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'Would you be interested in adding a few options?'

'Poor me. . . pour me a drink!'

'I'd like to investigate your tax return.'

"Warren serves as my aggregator."

High electricity consumption in the summer

'We've had our new simplified gas bill!'

Business restraining law firms

'I know it's a constant drain of electricity, but I rationalize that it also functions as a night light.'

Energy bills rise

'No, it wasn't a horror movie, It was the gas bill'

Hotel: Price List

"I just think the government would save a lot of money if they livestreamed school."

Santa's budget reform...

"Alrighty, let's work out that copay."

'Our water bill is more than we spent on our vacation because you again left the toilet running the whole time we were away.'

Catsulation

'We're a two-income family. In come the bills and in come the taxes!'

"Fastball? Change up? OMG, I left my heater running?"

'This is depressing, the Pro Bowl had more hits than my website.'

"Of course I didn't throw out all the receipts on purpose, and how was I to know we were going to be audited."

"We made three billion dollars mining Bitcoin, minus our electricity bill - that comes to $1.61."

TASERS...With the cost of electricity we could only afford 50 volts.

Internet lock.

'And I've been able to save the taxpayers' money by getting my political spin from cheaper sources overseas.'

"Honey, have you seen the size of this phone bill?"

"What do you mean, you want more per diem? You can get a burger or 2 tacos for 99 cents!"