Electric Bill Optimizer T-Shirts

'Since I'm an ornithologist, this means we can deduct the electric bill.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

'The town I grew up in was so affluent they used to close the schools in honor of options expiration day.'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'Would you be interested in adding a few options?'

'Poor me. . . pour me a drink!'

'I'd like to investigate your tax return.'

High electricity consumption in the summer

"Warren serves as my aggregator."

'We've had our new simplified gas bill!'

Business restraining law firms

Hotel: Price List

"Alrighty, let's work out that copay."

'I know it's a constant drain of electricity, but I rationalize that it also functions as a night light.'

Energy bills rise

'No, it wasn't a horror movie, It was the gas bill'

Santa's budget reform...

"I just think the government would save a lot of money if they livestreamed school."

'Our water bill is more than we spent on our vacation because you again left the toilet running the whole time we were away.'

'We're a two-income family. In come the bills and in come the taxes!'

Catsulation

"Fastball? Change up? OMG, I left my heater running?"

"Of course I didn't throw out all the receipts on purpose, and how was I to know we were going to be audited."

"We made three billion dollars mining Bitcoin, minus our electricity bill - that comes to $1.61."

TASERS...With the cost of electricity we could only afford 50 volts.

Internet lock.

"What do you mean, you want more per diem? You can get a burger or 2 tacos for 99 cents!"

"Honey, have you seen the size of this phone bill?"

'And I've been able to save the taxpayers' money by getting my political spin from cheaper sources overseas.'

'They've redesigned the gas bill to make it clearer and easier to understand!'