Home Economizer Pillows

Heating Bill Prison

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Fittd shēt

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Ironing day.

'Are we broke yet?'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Dust Bunny

Cut directors pay in half and stop all share options - "Right, now, tell me about Plan 'B'."

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

'With the economy the way it is, I'm going to have to let one of you go.'