Economy Saver Pillows

Time Saving Machinery

The Environmentalist

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

That one has all the batteries!

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

AA Meeting Here Today

"I just..."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

The New Normal

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

A gap between the solar panels

A collective sigh of relief.

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

'How much did you save this year?'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Girl holding money.

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."