Electricity Savers Pillows

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

The Environmentalist

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

AA Meeting Here Today

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

A gap between the solar panels

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

The Heating Oil Problem.

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

Electricity Bills

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

Climate Crisis

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

The Finger.

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

"One reference to 'Spaceship Earth' and I'm out of here."