Saving Enthusiast Gifts

Well, I guess that's appropriate - all these piggy banks are made in China.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'Green Peace'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

Endangered Species.

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

"Oh boy, not a single echo back: Humans have really overfished this part of the ocean..."

"After my arrest for trying to eat you, they put me in a captive breeding program."

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

"I've heard them all fall."

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

"I thought I'd done everything necessary to guarantee us a decent pension..."

"Give it to me straight. Am I on the endangered list?"

Have a Nice Day.

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

"I´m recycling the rainforest."

Piggy bank queuing at the bank.

'We've all had to cut costs a smidge.'

'It's all bleach and dye. but I hope that it'll fool the hunters this season.'

Teaching Class What A Tree Looks Like.

"...if you set aside 2% of your salary for your pension you can retire at 97."

"The procedure was a complete success. We removed all of your money."