Savings Enthusiast Gifts

'Put all your money in a savings account.'

Bob didn't have much disposable income. But somehow he still managed to throw away a little each week.

Lemonade, 50? ? After 25? mail-in rebate.

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving me money."

Money box shaped like a house.

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

"O.K. Fair enough. That's a great price for mayonnaise."

"I lent you money on condition that you were reckless, and you saved it!"

And the name of your bank? Piggy.

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

Piggy bank queuing at the bank.

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

Money.

"Actually, we call these coupons, not 'money saving apps.''

Piggy bank in the safe of a bank.

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'Do you know how to get rich? Earn a little more than you spend, and keep on doing it.'

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

"I understand they're in deep trouble."

"I thought I'd done everything necessary to guarantee us a decent pension..."

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

'You've got to help me set up a retirement account, every time I save 10 peanuts I eat half of them!'

'Never mind that stuff -- I'm going to tell you the financial facts of life!'

Your Tightwad Club is insulting to the indigent. Your gleeful frugality insults those who are truly in need. I'm sorry. Do any of these indigents need money? I would happily buy their gold at a discount. Cheapskate! I shall turn your wind to power.

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"I just..."

Investing your savings

Roasting the Moneybox

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."