Savings Account Aficionado Gifts

Why Self-Serve Banking Doesn't Work.

"What's a debenture?"

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Sheep Ledger

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'As you can clearly see in this Pie Chart...something is eating into our profit margins!'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

"Good God! Has the dollar fallen that far?"

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

'The financial crisis is unlikely to worry me: I lay a new Golden Egg every day...'

"The people who were running the economy last year... are running the economy this year."

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

'Ms. Clayton, we're counting on you to reverse this trend...'

Clever pitbulls.

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

Advent Calender.

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

Paul Wolfowitz.

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

Wall Street: Panic, don't panic