Economizing Enthusiast Gifts

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Annual profits,

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Watering Money

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

G7 Summit Concern

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

European currency on the edge.

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Economy - USA.

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'