Otherworldly Saver T-Shirts

'I realize this might be carping but I never did live long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'

The Environmentalist

North Pole

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Evolution.

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

A collective sigh of relief.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Hope...

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

The Mattress Savings Bank

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

Climate Crisis

Wildlife Tree

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"One reference to 'Spaceship Earth' and I'm out of here."

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

Protection for the world

Coronavirus and Atlas

The Finger.

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

"I can't save the planet all by myself. Go get some trees to plant."

G20 - what now?