Galaxy Saver T-Shirts

"We need to tell your leaders: It's not just global warming, it's galaxy warming!"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Evolution.

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

A collective sigh of relief.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Hope...

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

The Mattress Savings Bank

Coastguard

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'Oh - It's you.'

Wildlife Tree

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Protection for the world

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

Coronavirus and Atlas

From trash to treasure

An angel crying

"I can't save the planet all by myself. Go get some trees to plant."

'Did I put the recycling out?'

"Help us!!"