Whimsical Saver T-Shirts

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Mixed Doubles.

Jungle Stores.

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

Woman throwing giant pot.

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

The Mattress Savings Bank

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Must Adopt As A Pair.

'I wonder if I can increase its range?'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

Hissy-fits for sale.

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

Money Snowglobe

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

Save money on the web.

"We could repair this one of a kind globe that has been in the family for many generations or just throw it away."

'Hey, wait a minute †you're not a dolphin!'

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

White Sale

'I had a wonderful evening, Oswald but this wasn't it,I'm afraid!'

"It's your cat broker, Madame - he has a hot tip on a Siamese."

A Close Call

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

'This is better than magic beans, Jack. It's stock in the company that makes the magic beans.'

Business Fairy Tales.

"The tooth fairy direct-deposited your quarter."

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."