Crafty Saver Gifts

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It failed the stress test."

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

The Mattress Savings Bank

Harps and Embroidery.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

'Styrofoam.'

What's Their Secret?

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

"I found your scissors, Tia Carmen."

"Houston we have a problem...Andy's mom knitted his space suit."

"Gracie, it's Baldo's birthday next week... In case you want to make him something."

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'