Crafty Saver Prints

'I save 50 cents a roll by getting paper towels with no design on them and then drawing on my own designs.'

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It failed the stress test."

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

What's Their Secret?

'Styrofoam.'

The Mattress Savings Bank

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

Harps and Embroidery.

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Concerned about soaring energy costs, Connie embarks on her biggest craft project ever and knits a wool sweater for their house.

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

"Houston we have a problem...Andy's mom knitted his space suit."

"I found your scissors, Tia Carmen."

"Gracie, it's Baldo's birthday next week... In case you want to make him something."

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'