Clever Saver Prints

"Money is tight right now, so I put everything I want to buy in a shopping cart, then just leave it and walk away. . . my shopping fiz is satisfied and I didn't spend any money!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It failed the stress test."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

The Mattress Savings Bank

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

"It's cheaper to buy soap in chunks instead of bars. Just chip off what you need."

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

Reverse piggy bank

"The Scrimpshaws have finally decided to deposit their savings."

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

Building society, savers rates -"Well, what shall we do with the interest, leave it in or withdraw it and buy a pot of tea for two?"

'I realize this might be carping but I never did live long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'

"With the money I save on gas, I can get new phones for both of us."

'If we had eaten at home,we would have saved $48.75 and we wouldn't have had to sit on the floor!'

Modern money

"Sure, paying the bills on-line is faster...but we go through our money faster too!"

"I'm having trouble convincing my mom that I need an ATM installed in my bank."

Man panicing because woman has washed his money filled shorts

'The bailiffs took my car away yesterday, and I didn't even have a chance to siphon out the petrol.'

'At least, we'll save the money for the Christmas presents.'

"I've discovered a great way to diet...I just look at the price of food and I lose my appetite!"

"Latest in computerised cash management."

"He can be pretty mean when he takes his wife out to dinner"