Squirrel Saver Gifts

'Another dead squirrel, Lieutenant! What kind of Madman are we dealing with?'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'It's a rare sighting of a red squirrel.'

The Mattress Savings Bank

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

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It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

Shepherd

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

'That's one more creature we can remove from the endangered species list.'

"Marco... POLO!"

Common predators of the grey squirrel.

We may save a lot of patients but we sure kill a lot of trees!

'Me…me…catch me!'

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

"The question is. Do you remembere where you buried your feelings?"