Squirrel Defender Gifts

Tia Carmen tries to frighten a squirrel by spraying it with a hose, but it shoots the water back at her."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Nuts to you, too."

"I love this time of day."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Squirrel on the beach

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

Baby squirrel & Berries

You are what you eat!

Dog phrenology

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

ATM withdrawal

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."