Squirrel Defender Prints

Tia Carmen tries to frighten a squirrel by spraying it with a hose, but it shoots the water back at her."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I love this time of day."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Nuts to you, too."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

No, I don

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Squirrel on the beach

You are what you eat!

Dog phrenology

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

ATM withdrawal

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."